Here's the song Kathryn Leigh Scott, Marie Wallace, and I did at the festival in Tarrytown, June 2014.
The fan who volunteered to do the music cue messed up and didn't know which button to push. Ah, show business . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VcaAZet2dM
In case you can't hear us, or understand us, here's the script:
BACK STAGE AT DARK SHADOWS
(Kathryn, Lara and Marie are in the make-up room getting ready to go on)
K: I love doing love scenes with Jonathan, except when his fangs get
tangled in my hair.
L: He remembers his lines?
K: Well, I do have to feed him a few, but he’s so romantic, don't you
think Lara?
L: Personally I think love scenes
are boring. I liked our fight scenes.
K. Yes, well, you are better at fight scenes.
M: Now girls don't start.
Off Stage: Five minutes!
K: Has anyone seen my blusher?
L: You know, Marie, in our scene
don't you think you're a little over the top?
K: Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.
M: Are you saying I'm over
acting? She's crazy! Crazy Jenny is crazy!
L: I donno, all that screaming.
M: That was when I was playing Eve, two months ago. What's happening to
your memory, Lara?"
L: Well, you acted just as crazy playing Eve.
M : I wasn't crazy, I was the reincarnation of a convicted murderess.
Remember?!!
K: Don't mind her. Where's my blusher?
L: Your hair looks really nice
today.
K: Thanks
L: Is that a wig?
M: You really are unbelievable.
K: I've told you both a million times that no one else is supposed to
use my blusher.
L: Why is that again?
K: I've got really nice skin and I need to protect it.
L: Oh right, I forgot. Your face
is your fortune.
K: Yup, no face lifts for me.
M: Please, we have to go on in a
minute.
K: (sees brush in Lara's hand) Is that it?
L: (surprised) This?
K (slaps the brush out of Lara's hand.)
L: Owww! You hit me!
K: (picks up brush) Don’t be a baby.
L: She hit me!
Some one calls
"Places!"
M: It's time. Come on, weve got
to go do our scene.
K: Nice costume, Lara. Too bad it didn't come in your color.
L: My color?
K: Yeah, green.
M: Girls! We're all in this
together, right? Remember . . . ?
Music . . .
[Marie]
It’s a good thing we
teamed up years ago.
[Lara] We're three of a
kind, right?
[Kathryn] Through smiles and tears!
[Marie]
Thick and thin!
[Lara] Blood and
gore!
MUSIC
1. [Marie] If you're ever in a
jam, here I am.
[Lara] If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
[Kathryn] If
you ever go so crazy you land in jail, I'm your bail.
[All)
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been
forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig
2. [Kathryn] If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
[Marie] If you’re ever up in flames, I’m your
dame
[Lara] If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to
dine, Borrow mine.
(All)
It's friendship,
friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are on the
skids
We will still be kids
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep
3. [Kathryn] If a vampire bites your neck, here’s a check.
[Marie] If your neck begin to bleed, we can feed.
[Lara] If they ever put a stake down deep in your
heart, We won’t part.
[All]
It's friendship, friendship, just
a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in
smoke
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.
4. [Marie] If your coffin springs
a leak, I won’t shriek
[Lara) If they ever crack your spine, drop a
line
[Kathryn)
If the green slime wants to make a meal of you, I’ll be blue
(All) It's friendship,
friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have gone
to pot
Ours will still be hot
Laddle ladle loodle ding ding
ding
5. [Marie] If you ever cast a
spell, I won’t tell
[Kathryn]
If you fall from Widow’s Hill, here’s a pill.
[Lara] If Barnabas invites you up to his lair, I’ll be
there
[All]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have
petered out
Ours will give a shout!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle- dig, dig, dig
6. [Kathryn] If Louis rolls his eyes, call the guys.
[Marie] If Nancy sings a tune, I won’t swoon,
[Lara] If Karlen opens that casket one more
time, I’ll go blind!
[All] It's friendship,
friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the
crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle- goof goof
goof
7. [Marie] If you ever catch on
fire, send a wire.
[Lara] If they ever cut your throat, send a
note.
[Kathryn]
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, Invite me too!
[All]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships hit the
deck,
Ours is what the heck!
Odle odle odle woo woo woo
8. [Lara] If a zombie eats your face, I’ll replace (it)
[Marie] If a vampire steals your heart, we
won’t part.
[Kathryn] If a werewolf wants to tear you
limb from limb, I’ll sing a hymn. (sings Amazing Grace – may cut this)
(All)
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have
ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
[Marie] Quack-quack-quack
[Lara] Woof-woof-woof
[Kathryn]
Meow, meow, meow
[All]
When other friendships begin to
rot,
Ours will still be hot!
Ours will still be hot!
