Thursday, 4 December 2014





DARK SHADOWS CRUISE TO THE CARIBBEAN


Come to the Caribbean! Now that you are shivering under blankets and looking out your window at snow and sleet, doesn’t the world of luminous, body-temperature water and sun warmed sand seem inviting?

It’s not too late, but you have to hurry!

You can still join Josette, Angelique, Reverend Trask and Crazy Jenny on this once in a lifetime cruise to five tropical islands, each with its own unique character and cuisine.

Take off from St. Thomas for snorkeling at St. John’s National Park where you can follow turtles and schools of angel fish. Swim with sting rays in Antigua. Roam through the volcano destroyed town of St. Pierre in Martinique where you may stumble across Angelique and Josette in the ruins of the old Opera House.

Gasp at the Pitons of St. Lucia, and hike through rainforests or luxuriate on the white sand beaches. Take a tour to the Seven Sisters waterfalls in the rainforest of unspoiled Grenada, or take a boat to the unrivaled snorkeling of the Tobago Keys.

And this doesn’t even begin to describe the dinners on board the ship! We had a great time last year, but this year will be even better! Guzzling mai tais, dancing at the costume ball, or just kicking back in the tropics, on a new beach every day. Incomparable!


Go to
www.hartfordholidays.com/dsfmartinique2015

to view the whole itinerary.

This is the only Dark Shadows festival until 2016!



Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Hysterical, and Very Embarrassing


Here's the song Kathryn Leigh Scott, Marie Wallace, and I did at the festival in Tarrytown, June 2014.
The fan who volunteered to do the music cue messed up and didn't know which button to push. Ah, show business . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VcaAZet2dM


In case you can't hear us, or understand us, here's the script:

BACK STAGE AT DARK SHADOWS

(Kathryn, Lara and Marie are in the make-up room getting ready to go on)


K: I love doing love scenes with Jonathan, except when his fangs get tangled in my hair.

L: He remembers his lines?

K: Well, I do have to feed him a few, but he’s so romantic, don't you think Lara? 

L: Personally I think love scenes are boring. I liked our fight scenes.

K. Yes, well, you are better at fight scenes.

M: Now girls don't start.

Off Stage: Five minutes!

K: Has anyone seen my blusher?

L: You know, Marie, in our scene don't you think you're a little over the top?

K: Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.

M: Are you saying I'm over acting? She's crazy! Crazy Jenny is crazy!

L: I donno, all that screaming.

M: That was when I was playing Eve, two months ago. What's happening to your memory, Lara?"

L: Well, you acted just as crazy playing Eve.

M : I wasn't crazy, I was the reincarnation of a convicted murderess. Remember?!!

K: Don't mind her. Where's my blusher?

L: Your hair looks really nice today.

K: Thanks

L: Is that a wig?

M: You really are unbelievable.

K: I've told you both a million times that no one else is supposed to use my blusher.

L: Why is that again? 

K: I've got really nice skin and I need to protect it.

L: Oh right, I forgot. Your face is your fortune.

K: Yup, no face lifts for me.

M: Please, we have to go on in a minute. 

K: (sees brush in Lara's hand) Is that it?

L: (surprised) This?

K (slaps the brush out of Lara's hand.)  

L: Owww! You hit me!

K: (picks up brush) Don’t be a baby.

L: She hit me!

Some one calls "Places!"

M: It's time. Come on, weve got to go do our scene.

K: Nice costume, Lara. Too bad it didn't come in your color.

L: My color?

K: Yeah, green.

M: Girls! We're all in this together, right? Remember . . . ?

Music . . .
[Marie]    It’s a good thing we teamed up years ago.
[Lara]      We're three of a kind, right?
           [Kathryn] Through smiles and tears!
           [Marie]     Thick and thin!
           [Lara]       Blood and gore!

MUSIC

1. [Marie] If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
    [Lara] If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
    [Kathryn] If you ever go so crazy you land in jail, I'm your bail.
 [All)
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig

2. [Kathryn] If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
    [Marie] If you’re ever up in flames, I’m your dame
   [Lara] If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, Borrow mine.
 (All)
 It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are on the skids
We will still be kids
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep

3. [Kathryn] If a vampire bites your neck, here’s a check.
    [Marie] If your neck begin to bleed, we can feed.
    [Lara] If they ever put a stake down deep in your heart, We won’t part.
 [All]
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

4. [Marie] If your coffin springs a leak, I won’t shriek
    [Lara) If they ever crack your spine, drop a line
    [Kathryn) If the green slime wants to make a meal of you, I’ll be blue
(All) It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have gone to pot
Ours will still be hot
Laddle ladle loodle ding ding ding

5. [Marie] If you ever cast a spell, I won’t tell
    [Kathryn] If you fall from Widow’s Hill, here’s a pill.
    [Lara] If Barnabas invites you up to his lair, I’ll be there
[All]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have petered out
Ours will give a shout!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle- dig, dig, dig


6. [Kathryn] If Louis rolls his eyes, call the guys. 
    [Marie] If Nancy sings a tune, I won’t swoon,
    [Lara] If Karlen opens that casket one more time, I’ll go blind!
[All] It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle- goof goof goof

7. [Marie] If you ever catch on fire, send a wire. 
    [Lara] If they ever cut your throat, send a note.
    [Kathryn] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, Invite me too!
[All]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships hit the deck,
Ours is what the heck!  
Odle odle odle woo woo woo

 8. [Lara] If a zombie eats your face, I’ll replace (it)
     [Marie] If a vampire steals your heart, we won’t part.
     [Kathryn] If a werewolf wants to tear you limb from limb, I’ll sing a hymn. (sings Amazing Grace – may cut this)
 (All)
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
    [Marie] Quack-quack-quack
    [Lara] Woof-woof-woof
    [Kathryn] Meow, meow, meow
 [All]
When other friendships begin to rot,
Ours will still be hot!
Ours will still be hot!
  



Sunday, 22 June 2014

Four New Photographs

Dark Shadows Festival this weekend in Tarrytown, New York - June 27-29 - a day at Lyndhurst and a visit to Sleepy Hollow Cemetery. i can't wait to see everybody there! Thanks to hard working friends, Krista Knicker and Jim Pierson, I have four new pictures that should bring back some memories. (About time!)





Thursday, 13 February 2014

FOUR MORE APPEARANCES SET FOR THIS YEAR!



March 7, 8, 9 MONSTERMANIA Cherry Hill, N.J. (That's Philadelphia)

May 23, 24, 25 MOBICON Mobile, Alabama
Renaissance Riverview Plaza

May 30, 31, June 1 CONCAROLINAS
Charlotte Hilton University Place
8629 JM Keynes
Charlotte, NC 28262

June 27, 28, 29 DARK SHADOWS CONVENTION Tarrytown, NY
Lyndhurst

October 24, 25, 26 EPIC-CON GEEK FEST
Dayton, Ohio
Courtyard by Marriott University

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

DARK SHADOWS NOVELS -- BUY ALL THREE FOR BEST DEAL




While my supplies last:

Any book for $15.00 plus $5.00 shipping --- $20.00 total, signed with any dedication you like.

Any two books for $25.00 plus $5.00 shipping --- $30.00 signed with any dedication you like.

All three books for $30.00 plus $5.00 shipping --- $35.00 signed with any dedication you like.

Send a check or money order to Lara Parker, Box 1254, Topanga, CA 90290

BE SURE TO SAY if you want it personalized, and who it is to, otherwise I will just autograph it.


Tuesday, 8 October 2013

MY BOOK TOUR



It was surprising, validating . . . and, of course, exhausting. But it was an amazing adventure! The best part was that I met so many Dark Shadows fans who had never been to the festivals, and that was an unexpected gift. Also, everywhere I went I was welcomed by old friends and recognizable faces.

Each stop was like time capsule, unique and completely different from the last: a different city, a different landscape, a different crowd, a different bed to sleep in that night. I drove up the California coast, flew on six different airplanes, and rode the train four times. I stayed with family; I stayed with friends. I also stayed with complete strangers. It was fifty degrees in misty Portland which was so lush and green I thought I was in Ireland. It was ninety degrees in humid Orlando where Spanish moss hung from the trees. And it rained on all those outlandish Dragon-con costumes in Atlanta until they melted into wet crepe paper blobs.

I was afraid every time that I wouldn’t find the bookstore. Did I have the right address in San Francisco? Where in the world was Tigard, Oregon? Would the bookstore owners remember I was coming? At each stop I was terrified that no one would show up and that I would be greeted by rows and rows of empty seats.

But I shouldn’t have worried. I ended up sitting for hours signing books and chatting with wonderful people. The crowd at each bookstore was so enthusiastic, and so eager to share Dark Shadows memories. I was reminded once again how many loyal fans there are out there and how the show still means so much to so many people even after all these years.



The launch was at The Grove in Los Angeles. I was delighted to have secured such a beautiful venue and seeing my picture in the window of the bookstore was an unexpected surprise. I was nervous, so I tried to arrive early just to visit with any fans who had already come. Then as the time to start the program grew near, and I grew more and more anxious, sixty, seventy friends began to file in, and we had a great time arguing about the virtues and blunders of the Johnny Depp movie. (smile)

Hoping to tempt more people to buy my book, I tried to read the Prologue from WOLF MOON RISING, but sadly, the microphone kept fading in and out. It was distracting, to say the least, reading Gothic horror and trying to hold the attention of a restless audience with the sound fading, then blaring. So I put the mike down, and we all talked about Dark Shadows, which was what everyone wanted to do anyway. There were some challenging questions: "What do you think is the reason for the popularity of vampires in today’s culture?” Hmmm.m.m.m. . . 

My family were all there, my two sons, Rick Parker and Andy Parker, and their lovely wives, Miranda and Celia, and even my five-year-old grandson, Wesley, looking very grown up in a new jacket. Kathryn Leigh Scott came, even though she was nursing a sore throat, and there are some great shots of us both on Getty Images. Roger Davis and Donna came as well, a great surprise for the fans. I was in the middle of my reading when the microphone stopped working, but it didn’t matter. I was so delighted to have such a warm and receptive crowd.

The next day, my husband Jim and I drove to San Diego, where I had fewer people, but I read a whole uninterrupted chapter from my book and signed a stack of phone orders. I’d brought a bottle of wine and crackers and cheese, so we had a party. What a lovely bookstore Mysterious Galaxy is! And the people working there couldn’t have been sweeter.



Then we were off to San Francisco the next day, driving through traffic, searching the Mission district for Borderlands. At first the owner, Alan Beatts, had not wanted to book me because they have a policy against TV-tie ins, but when he heard it was Dark Shadows, happily, he changed his mind. Now I hoped he would remember I was coming.



The staff greeted me warmly with a cappuccino from their lovely cafe. My friend, David-Elijah Nahmod, had written a great piece for the SF Weekly, and that brought in quite a few readers. And best of all, my mentor from Antioch, well known San Francisco writer Dodie Bellamy was there with her husband Kevin Killian, adding some literary caché to the crowd that had grown considerably by 7:00 PM. We spent the night with my daughter-in-law’s aunt and uncle, Joanie and Stephen Byrne in their beautiful apartment.

Before taking off for Portland the next morning, we all watched the America’s Cup boats practicing on the bay—amazing yachts, not really boats at all, but closer to enormous airplanes with rigid sails like wings. The 72 foot long contraptions rise up out of the water on two tiny keels, Fantastic!

The drive to Portland was long, but we passed through some of the most beautiful redwood forests I have ever seen, especially between Crescent City and Grant’s Pass. When I get to heaven, I don’t want streets of gold; I want old growth forests with towering trees for my paradise.



My aunt, Ardeane Heiskell Smith, who is a sprightly 92 years of age, lives in Salem, Oregan, and she and her husband Warren (a young 89), welcomed me with open arms. Jim and I visited with them for 45 minutes before jumping back in the car and heading for Portland, and another Barnes & Noble in Tigard. I expected a small crowd in such an out-of-the-way spot, but I was wrong. The room was packed! There are Dark Shadows fans everywhere wanting to say hello!

Next stop: Atlanta, and four days at Dragon-con! The festival was spread out over four downtown hotels, and boasted a crowd of 62,000 eager participants! I’d been living out of a suitcase for a week now, and my clothes were looking rumpled, but Kathryn Leigh Scott and I manned our tables for long hours alongside Lindsay Wagner and Lee Majors (who, admittedly, didn’t put in the time we did).



Kathryn and I also appeared on four Dark Shadows panels and we chatted with many people who had come to Dragon-con expressly to meet us. We also discovered a new demographic: grown children of Dark Shadows fans who came to our table to buy a book or a picture for their mom. “I just want to get something for my mom. She and I bonded watching Dark Shadows when I was little.”

As the room filled up with thousands of people, Kathryn and I witnessed a phenomenal parade of costumed con-goers from every imaginable TV show, movie, graphic novel or comic book.




Most of them I didn’t recognize, but I grew quite fond of Steam Punk, a bizarre confection of leather, goggles, rusted metal corsets, and tubes!




And whatever you do, don’t get caught in a crowded elevator with a zombie!



Our good friend and faithful fan, Scott Farris, whose birthday bash Kathryn and I attended last year, took care of us, lugging books and pictures and arranging a special dinner in town for an amazing group of followers including Wallace McBride who has been a great help publicizing the tour and keeping my Facebook page up to date.

I also had a quick morning visit in Atlanta with my good friend, John Farris, author extraordinaire, who has written over forty novels in the paranormal and Southern Gothic genres, and whose generous quote graces the front of my new book.

I arrived in Orlando exhausted, but I was met by the president of the Central Florida Dark Shadows Fan Club, Patrick McCann. The next day, members of the fan club, all wearing their tee shirts depicting Barnabas in true Florida garb--a mask, flippers, and snorkel--took me to dinner. I was wined and dined and given lovely presents, all unexpected, and the entire club turned out to meet me. 




They gather once a month to watch and discuss episodes of Dark Shadows, and they’ve been a going club for decades! I was also delighted that old high school friends Sandra and Wesley Gibbs drove all the way from the coast to say hello. What a beautiful surprise!

Memphis, my hometown, brought sweet memories. Not much has changed and driving past all the places where I grew up was a bittersweet pleasure. I was chauffeured by John Beifuss who is the movie critic for the Commercial Appeal, and who wrote a very kind blurb on the back of WOLF MOON RISING. My oldest friend, Jo Potter, came to the reading. I’ve known her for so long! She was my maid of honor, and I even remember making her wedding dress!




The next morning, before I left for New York, I had a guest interview on Live at 9 with Marybeth Conley and Alex Coleman on WREG-TV. The interview was at 9:30 and my flight was at 11:00! I did the interview then raced to the airport terrified I would miss my plane. I had been In Memphis less than 48 hours! 

And I'd been talking about Dark Shadows non-stop for two weeks! 

Jim met me at LaGuardia—amazing that we found each other!---but he was terribly sick with a cold. We grabbed a taxi to Penn Station where, dashing for the track, we caught the train to Hudson, NY, where my daughter lives. Exhausted from traveling all day, we stared out the window in a tired daze at the Hudson river reflecting the last of the light.




Caiti lives in a tiny 1830’s farmhouse on 150 acres of rolling hills, streams, ponds, and woodlands. I was not prepared for the beauty of the place.



I was able to catch my breath for a day or two, and visit farmers’ markets and antique stores in a few of the charming towns of the area. Perhaps I should change my idea of heaven to the Hudson River Valley.

Caiti works for the artist, Dan Colen, as a chef on his farm, and they invited us to lunch. His house is filled with paintings. She has planted a huge garden to harvest for free food banks.





Finally, the most exciting of them all: New York! Monday morning I was on the train early on my way to the city. I grabbed a taxi for the Iroquois Hotel where a TV station was hidden behind the lobby. There I filmed an appearance on the New York TV show, PROFILES with Mickey Burns. I was breathless, and a little too excited, but I managed to get through it. The director’s wife and the cameraman? Once again, they were both Dark Shadows fans!
The PROFILES episode will be kicking off their Fall Season on Friday, October 18th at 10:30 PM and Monday, October 21st at 12:30 PM. Visit VOD Page for other PROFILES Interviews.
After the interview my publicist, Aisha Cloud, took me up to the TOR offices in the Flatiron Building where I met my darling editor, Stacy Hill, and we all went to lunch. I was so excited about the book signing that night I could barely eat. 



I arrived at the bookstore only to be greeted by a flashing marquee with my picture! The people at Barnes & Noble were very good to me everywhere I went, and, guess what? There was standing room only, and the store was completely sold out of books! I am amazed by the following Dark Shadows still has, and humbled by the part I play in it all.

My fellow Dark Shadows actress, Marie Wallace, showed up and shared the stage to the delight of the audience who had not expected to see her as well. I felt right at home with good friends there to support me. Lee Rosenbloom came all the way from Detroit! My great friend, Marlene Ascherman was in the crowd along with my godson, Vaj Potenza!



Afterwards, Vaj’s dad, Bart Potenza, hosted us all to an amazing dinner at his elegant vegan restaurant, Candle 79. (www.candle79.com) Seven courses of utterly delicious food, all of it vegan.  Anyone who lives in New York should make a special effort to treat themselves there, and I’ll be sure to go back next time I’m in the city.

The last stop for your weary traveler was Dark Delicacies in Burbank California. The crowd was small but interesting and a lovely piece in the LA Times by Susan King brought in curious readers and a stack of phone orders. The ever faithful Marcy Robin was there to provide moral support, along with Debbie Andrus and Gwynne Garfinkle. Nothing can ever take the place of good friends, and I am blessed.



I’m relieved that it is over, but I’m sad as well. Would I do it all again? Absolutely. I discovered, to my amazement, that our TV show is still well-remembered and well-loved across the country. And here comes the cruise! We’re all going to sea! As you can tell, Dark Shadows is in my blood!

Monday, 12 August 2013

I WONDER WHO'S COMING . . . .

Looking out the window to see if anyone is walking up to the door . . . 

I leave in a week on my book tour! I'm so excited! here's the schedule:

Tues., Aug. 20 (Official publication date!) – 7:00 pm – Barnes & Noble at The Grove (at Farmers’ Market) – 189 The Grove Drive, Suite K-30, Los Angeles, CA. (323) 525-0270. 

Wed., Aug. 21 – 7:00 pm - Mysterious Galaxy - 7051 Clairemont Mesa Blvd., Suite 302, San Diego, CA. (858) 268-4747.

Fri., Aug. 23 – 7:00 pm – Borderlands Books – 866 Valencia St., San Francisco, CA. (415) 824-8203.

Sun., Aug. 25 – 4:00 pm – Barnes & Noble - 7227 SW Bridgeport Road, Tigard, OR (Portland - Bridgeport area). (503) 431-7575.

Fri.-Sun., Aug. 30 – Sept. 1 – DragonCon convention (with Kathryn Leigh Scott) – Atlanta, GA 30303  4 days!!. www.dragoncon.org 

Wed., Sept. 4 – 7:00 pm - Barnes & Noble, 2416 E. Colonial Dr., Orlando, FL 32803. (407) 894-6024.

Thurs, , Sept. 5 – 6:00 pm – Booksellers at Laurelwood, 387 Perkins Extended, Memphis, TN 3811. (901) 683-9801.

Mon., Sept. 9 – 7:00 pm – Barnes & Noble - 150 E. 86 St. NYC, NY 10028. (212) 369-2180.

Mon., Sept. 14 – 2:00 pm – Dark Delicacies - 3512 W. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA. (818) 556-6660 / 1-888-DARKDEL